Fuck. This is like the stupid question I always managed to ask my boyfriend, like do you prefer your mouth smells like feet or your feet smells like mouth but yes.. I have to ask that and I am running out of time here. Everyday I always start early, I wake up at 7 or at least 8 am even though I went to bed late like 3 am. Just don’t want to waste my time with sleeping, I did that a lot when I was sick like puppy.

Can’t believe it… but by now I feel so damn empty I just want to get the hell out of here. The city just doesn’t feel the same anymore… Everything seems vague, unreal and people on the street are just tourists…Wait a minute, maybe they are… I’m at Times Square

Back to the question, you can do stuff you have never did before in NYC, like:

1. Go home with the first handsome hipster dude from Frankfurt you met on the train, humpin’ on the dark alley like dogs and ditched him
2. Or go to Coney Island and eat some hot dog sausage half worse than the Frankfurter

I wish I had the other option but oh well, anyway… my boyfriend tried to be the best boyfriend ever and paid his promise to take me to Coney Island before he left to Germany. This is both our first time and I wanted to go not just because every year they tell people that they are shutting the place down but because I’m leaving and had to do some goddamn touristy stuff.

So we did what most people does, we pigged out on Nathan’s famous hotdog like fat obnoxious Americans… We went on the famous Cyclone roller coaster which was awesome! I was scared to death that my heart would stop every second but it was proven that it was still in a good function The cyclone was built in the 1927 and has became the most famous, thrilling and influential ride ever since. It was a trademark of Brooklyn and New York City.

We also saw the freak show, it was interesting to see some women make money; by sticking some samurai in her mouth and not get killed, by stepping on glass and not get bleed, by growing mustache and not shave ‘em, hey maybe I should do that too, that’s easy. The summer was intensely sizzling hot by now in New York…and we came back exhausted and lethargic. Great stuff, folks! Enjoy some pictures…

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